Saturday night is Free Food night here. Around 8 o'clock, as the butcher and cheese shops are getting ready to close, they put out plates with all sorts of samples -- mortadella, cooked sausages, cheeses. And from out of nowhere about thirty thousand old people appear, pushing their way to the freebies. Ever seen the old ladies who roam the aisles of Whole Foods shoving the free crackers and cheese into their handbags? Those sweethearts have nothing on the Bolognese whitehairs. Little old ladies, barely 5 feet tall, clawing and elbowing their way, using their toothpicks as both weapons and tableware. I managed to shove a couple of them to the sidewalk so that I could sample the salami in Bologna, and it wasn't bad. Alas, no piccies.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
More baloney, wry
Saturday night is Free Food night here. Around 8 o'clock, as the butcher and cheese shops are getting ready to close, they put out plates with all sorts of samples -- mortadella, cooked sausages, cheeses. And from out of nowhere about thirty thousand old people appear, pushing their way to the freebies. Ever seen the old ladies who roam the aisles of Whole Foods shoving the free crackers and cheese into their handbags? Those sweethearts have nothing on the Bolognese whitehairs. Little old ladies, barely 5 feet tall, clawing and elbowing their way, using their toothpicks as both weapons and tableware. I managed to shove a couple of them to the sidewalk so that I could sample the salami in Bologna, and it wasn't bad. Alas, no piccies.
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